What? It's not? How did that happen? WHEN did that happen? Why was I the last to know?
We got our mail forwarded the other day and I'm, gulp, now qualified for MEDICARE!!! Tell me it's not true.
I know I have the gray hair (I prefer to call it chrome in honor of my motorcycle love), I know my memory isn't the best and my energy level lower than it used to be.....but MEDICARE? Did they lower the age limit? They must have.
I surely can't be THAT old...can I? [That was a rhetorical question, just in case you missed the sarcasm.]