Saturday, June 2, 2012

Sunday Snippets - Sundry Somethings

I hope you all had a great week. I did...well other than the truck dying and needing over $700 in repairs. I'm writing this in advance since today we are starting our trip from our stepdaughter's driveway in Delaware down to Nashville where we'll be attending the CMA Music Fest from the 6th-10th. I'll schedule a few posts so you won't miss me too much [giggle-snort]. Okay, here are some interesting links I collected this past week...just for you!

And as always, we close with a little humor:
How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb? 
Answer: Ten.
1st draft. Hero changes light bulb.
2nd draft. Villain changes light bulb.
3rd draft. Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death.
4th draft. Lose the light bulb.
5th draft. Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten.
6th draft. Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero's mentor.
7th draft. Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten.
8th draft. Hero forces villain to eat light bulb.
9th draft. Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn't change it.
10th draft. Hero changes light bulb.

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